Post by Eric Extreme on Jul 28, 2007 9:04:43 GMT -5
I found this match in my email. I beleive corey wrote it.
MH: This match is an "I Quit" Hell in the Cell special presentation. Introducing first...from Tampa Bay, FL; standing 6'3" and weighing in at 240 lbs...Here is Annihilator...
["Journey to the Gold" hits the arena speakers. Annihilator steps out from the curtain, without Julie. He wears black tights and a green tanktop with his famous saying printed on it. A mixture of green and black pads and armbands with tassles complete the outfit. The fans give him a disrespectfully poor reaction.]
FM: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!
[Annihilator flinches as The Captain screams. Freddy laughs as Annihilator stares him down.]
And his opponent...from the New State Penitentiary; standing 6'11" and weighing 307 lbs. Here is Bruiser...
[The lights go out and sirens begin to wail. Then a musical tune called "Busting Out" plays. Alarm lights flash and a spotlight searches the crowd...nobody appears on the ramp. Finally the spotlight catches a hulking figure moving through the crowd surrounded by Doug and "Biggy" of SWWF security. He leaps over the security rail and drops his nightstick and tazer. The crowd gives him a warm round of "boo's".]
JD: [As the Cell begins to lower] All I know is that this is sure to be a "Hell" of a match here as Annihilator takes on...
[Suddenly the PA system comes on with an oh so familiar country melody...
"We’ve got American flags flying in our yards; Every Saturday night we like to party hard; We’ve got an ole hound dog and a pick up truck; We like long legged country girls who now how to love...They're just Good Ole Boys, Good Ole Boys, Good Ole Boys. They're just Goo-oo-ood Ole Boys..."
Newest SWWF President, Corey Honkonen appears at the entrance ramp dressed in blue jeans, western boots, a black dress shirt, and a big black cowboy hat. He strides down to the ring area, and joins the announce team.]
CH: Good Evening, Ladies and Gentleman, we’re in for a helluva slobberknocker here, folks...
JD: Excuse me, uhhh, what are you doing out here?
CH: Well, since the newest addition to the SWWF management team, Corey Honkonen, dished out the money for the Hell in a Cell we now see lowering around the ring, he wanted his own announcer, Good Ole CH to call the match.
JD: HE wanted?
CH: That’s right.
JD: You mean YOU wanted?
CH: No, he wanted. President Honkonen instructed me, Good Ole CH to call the match.
JD: ...right.
FM: It makes perfect sense... [To JD] Ixnay on the EsidentPray if Ouyay Antway Otay Eepkay ouryay Objay!
CH: You know, Freddy, what they say about you is wrong, you do have at least half a brain.
FM: Thanks CH...Hey!
ANNIHILATOR VS BRUISER
"I QUIT" HELL IN THE CELL
JD: Anyway, on to the match. The Cell has lowered and Boris is calling for the bell. The two men...
CH: Tie up, and Bruiser uses his considerable size advantage to power Annihilator into the corner. Running avalanche by Bruiser. That certainly took the wind out of Annihilators sails...
JD: Yes it did. Bruiser now setting Annihilator up on the turnbuckle, he’s going up after him, belly-to-belly off the top rope...
CH: Good God, what a move! He tossed Annihilator clear across the ring! It looks like it did a bit of damage to Bruiser too, though as he is slow to get to his feet. Annihilator is up, he charges at Bruiser, but Bruiser drops him with a devastating clothesline...
JD: Quite an impressive maneuver. Bruiser now picks up Annihilator, hoists him into the air...
CH: Bruiser just RAMMED Annihilator head first into the cell! He threw Annihilator head first into the cell! Bruiser is climbing out of the ring after Annihilator...
JD: And he’s raking Annihilator’s face across the cage. Bruiser backs him into the apron, Irish whip into the cage, and Annihilator slumps back into the waiting arms of Bruiser. Bruiser throws him back into the ring and climbs in after him...
CH: Bruiser now with a neckbreaker on Annihilator...that’s not a good idea, Bruiser’s stopped to show boat to the fans.
FM: Yeah, that always leads to...
JD: Bruiser picks up Annihilator now for a running powerbomb...
CH: But Annihilator reverses! Out of nowhere, Annihilator hit a hurricanrana on Bruiser! Annihilator up. Quick boots to the mid section of Bruiser, who struggles to his feet. Annihilator with a whip into the ropes, cross body by Annihilator. Annihilator now with another whip on Bruiser, reversal, big boot to the face by Bruiser...
JD: And once again Bruiser is in control of this match. Bruiser lifts Annihilator up, DDT by Bruiser. Bruiser goes for the piledriver, uhhhhhhh! Annihilator just rammed his head into the groin of Bruiser! Now a rake to the eyes by Annihilator, and a front face DDT, also known as a Diamond Cutter. Annihilator off the ropes, leg drop by Annihilator. Annihilator grabs the legs of Bruiser, looks like he’s going for a Boston crab...
CH: No, he’s not. He just catapulted Bruiser face first into the steel cell! Annihilator charges the ropes, suicide dive connects with Bruiser on the outside. Bruiser is up, he’s sliding into the ring to get away from Annihilator, Annihilator climbs the turnbuckle, missile drop kick to the face of Bruiser...
JD: Annihilator is back into this match up now as he stomps on the chest of Bruiser. Annihilator now, climbing the turnbuckle again as Bruiser slowly climbs to his feet, guillotine leg drop by Annihilator. Annihilator now climbing the ropes for a moonsault...
CH: But Bruiser slides out of the way! Annihilator went to the well one time to many.
JD: Who’s calling this match, damn it, you or me?
CH: I am!
JD: Look, if you want to come down here and play announcer, that’s just fine, but play-by-play is my JOB!
FM: Ummm, guys...
JD & CH: Shut up!
FM: Oookay...
[Good Ole CH and Good Ol JD continue to argue with one another as the match progresses...]
FM: Well, ummm...CH and JD are a bit preoccupied, so, uhhh, I guess I’ll have to do play-by-play...Bruiser and Annihilator are both up and trading blows. Bruiser taking advantage, boot to the stomach by Bruiser, followed by a Fame-Asser. Bruiser hooks the leg of Annihilator, uh, half crab by Bruiser.
CH: Listen monkey boy, don’t forget who signs your paycheck!
JD: Excuse me! I thought it was PRESIDENT HONKONEN, not you, Good Ole CH! Was I mistaken?!
CH: Uhhh, no, but I have a lot of influence with the Prez!
FM: Jeez. Anyway, Bruiser’s still yanking back on the crab. Whoa! Annihilator just threw his leg back with a...a...well, I guess it would be called, ummm...a reverse catapult. He threw Bruiser’s throat into the ropes there. Annihilator’s up. He’s grabbed Bruiser from behind, tiger suplex! That’s the "Best of the Best"! Annihilator releases the move. He can’t win by pin, and he knows it. Bruiser tries to pull himself up, but Annihilator hits him with a pedigree. Annihilator grabs the legs, sharpshooter by Annihilator. He’s got Bruiser locked down in the center of the ring, he’s got no where to go! It doesn’t look good for Bruiser.
[At the entrance ramp, Julie can be seen walking down to the ring. When she reaches ringside, she stops and starts to yell at Annihilator.]
JD: I’M incompetent! You listen, you little...
FM: Well, look at that! Julie’s made her way down to the ring and is yelling at Annihilator. That’s not good, Annihilator has released the hold and is yelling back. Meanwhile, Bruiser is climbing to his feet. German suplex by Bruiser! Julie’s actually cheering Bruiser on. Bruiser grabs Annihilator, Rock Bottom, or as JD calls it, legsweep suplex by Bruiser. Bruiser’s signaling for the "Crime and Punishment". What the...? Annihilator’s up, and he’s running out of the ring. Annihilator’s climbing up the cell. What’s he think he’s doing? Well whatever he’s up to, Bruiser’s climbing after him. Jeez, this is tense. I could use a drink.... Annihilator’s reached the top of the cell. And now he’s pulling something out of his tights...Wire cutters!!! He’s cutting a hole in the cell! Annihilators out of the cell, and Bruiser is coming after him. Hey guys, look at this....
[JD and CH see the two wrestlers climbing on to the top of the cell, and immediately grab their headsets.]
JD: These two men have taken it to the top of the cage!
CH: What do they plan on doing there?
JD: Annihilator is trying to make his retreat...
CH: But Bruiser grabs him from behind. Bruiser spins him around, Chokeslam right on to the cell!
JD: It’s a wonder it didn’t break!
CH: Of course it didn’t break, I...Prez Honkonen only pays for the best! Annihilator is really hurt. Bruiser’s picking him up again. My God! DVD onto the steel!
JD: That must have broken his neck!
FM: Ouch!
CH: Bruiser continues his assault, stomping on the ribs of Annihilator. He pulls Annihilator up, piledriver that dented the support!
JD: I guess it isn’t so high quality after all. Bruiser hoists him up, and holds him there, hanging vertical suplex by Bruiser. Bruiser now, dragging Annihilator over to the side oft he cell. My God, no! He’s signaling for some big damage. Bruiser is standing precariously close to the edge. He grabs Annihilator by the neck, he just tossed Annihilator off of the cage!!! Annihilator crashed through the Spanish announce table!
CH: DEAR GOD!!! DEAR GOD!!! He’s broken in half! Oh my Lord! Bruiser’s signaling for the Superfly!!!
JD: He can’t!!! My God, he’s doing it! Jimmy Snuka Splash off the top of the cell!!! Annihilator just had 307 pounds come crashing down on him from 25 feet in the air, and all the while, Julie has been cheering. She is actually cheering this decimation of her husband! For God sakes, the man may be dead!
CH: Bruiser isn’t in good shape either, he just fell nearly 30 ft! Annihilator took the brunt of the impact, but Bruiser is hurting bad! He’s slow to his feet, and he’s clutching his ribs as Julie chants his name...Wait a minute, what’s she up to? Julie has a chair...Bruiser’st rying to pick up Annihilator, but Julie just hit him in the back with the chair!
JD: She was pretending all along! She was trying to help Annihilator!
CH: She isn’t doing much good, after all he’s just been through, that chair shot didn’t even phase Bruiser, all it did was make him mad. He’s turning to Julie...Chokeslam on Julie!!! Bruiser turns back to Annihilator, he slowly pulls him up. Bruiser throws Annihilator into the door, and again, he’s using Annihilator’s head as a battering ram to get back in the cell!
JD: Well, look at that! Julie’s back up, and she’s stalking over to Bruiser, low blow by Julie! Bruiser has turned to Julie, "Crime and Punishment" on Julie!
CH: Look at Annihilator!!! He was barely alive, but seeing that happen to Julie’s sparked something in him! Inverted DDT on Bruiser! Both men are next to dead!
[Bruiser and Annihilator lay on the ground, neither moving. After a moment, Julie slowly rolls over to Annihilator and starts to nudge him. Annihilator slowly climbs to his feet and starts to climb back up the cage, trying to get back into the cell, but Bruiser is quick to follow.]
JD: This is insane! They’re going up top again! Both men have reached the top of the cell, Annihilator is trying to climb back in, but Bruiser has grabbed him. He’s signaling for the "Crime and Punishment"! He hooks the waist, Gutwrench jackknife powerbomb off the cage! Annihilator just slammed through the French Announce table!!!
CH: For the love of god, will somebody stop the damn match!
JD: Bruiser is climbing back into the cage. He grabs Boris and gets the key. Bruiser now is unlocking the cell door.
[Bruiser climbs out of the cell, grabs Annihilator, and drags him into the cell.]
CH: Bruiser has Annihilator in the center of the ring, and he straps on the “Taz-mission". Boris raises the hand, but it’s all academic now...1...2...3! Bruiser wins the match!
BRUISER WINS VIA TKO
[The cell immediately starts to rises as EMTs rush out to the ring with a stretcher and start to work on the injured Annihilator. Bruiser celebrates briefly before heading for the back. The medics strap Annihilator to a stretcher and take him off to the back.]
JD: Ladies and gentleman, I’ve just been informed that there is an ambulance waiting for Annihilator in the back, and that we are going to follow him to the hospital.
[The camera follows along as the EMTs roll Annihilator out of the arena and into the back. They walk over to the ambulance and open the doors, only to find the Lonegunman lying in wait. He dives out of the ambulance with a double spear on the EMTs.]
CH: My God! It’s the Lonegunman!!! What the hell is he going to do?
[Lonegunman grabs the legs of Annihilator and catapults him into a metal door that swings open upon impact. Gunman with a sense of irony hits Annihilator with a few legdrops, followed by a People’s Leg Drop. He grabs him by the waist and collar, and rams his head into the glass window of a nearby vending machine. His head smashes through as bags of snack food fall over him. Gunman repeatedly kicks Annihilator in the ribs.]
Lonegunman: You don’t f*ck with the Lonegunman! This is what happens when you f*ck with me!
JD: Dear god! What more could possibly happen to Annihilator tonight?
[Just then, Bruiser is seen walking by with his ribs heavily taped and a bear bottle in his hand. He spots Annihilator and leans over him.]
Bruiser: [in his best impression of Dr. Nick from the Simpsons.] Oh man, you need booze. heeheehee.
[Bruiser then splatters the beer all over Annihilator and breaks the bottle over his head, and then walks off laughing.]
JD: My God! This is just sick! And that poor woman, Julie...How could he even dare attack an innocent woman...
FM: Well it's her own fault for getting involved in the match...
JD: ARE YOU INSANE!!! She's only an innocent woman.
MH: This match is an "I Quit" Hell in the Cell special presentation. Introducing first...from Tampa Bay, FL; standing 6'3" and weighing in at 240 lbs...Here is Annihilator...
["Journey to the Gold" hits the arena speakers. Annihilator steps out from the curtain, without Julie. He wears black tights and a green tanktop with his famous saying printed on it. A mixture of green and black pads and armbands with tassles complete the outfit. The fans give him a disrespectfully poor reaction.]
FM: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!
[Annihilator flinches as The Captain screams. Freddy laughs as Annihilator stares him down.]
And his opponent...from the New State Penitentiary; standing 6'11" and weighing 307 lbs. Here is Bruiser...
[The lights go out and sirens begin to wail. Then a musical tune called "Busting Out" plays. Alarm lights flash and a spotlight searches the crowd...nobody appears on the ramp. Finally the spotlight catches a hulking figure moving through the crowd surrounded by Doug and "Biggy" of SWWF security. He leaps over the security rail and drops his nightstick and tazer. The crowd gives him a warm round of "boo's".]
JD: [As the Cell begins to lower] All I know is that this is sure to be a "Hell" of a match here as Annihilator takes on...
[Suddenly the PA system comes on with an oh so familiar country melody...
"We’ve got American flags flying in our yards; Every Saturday night we like to party hard; We’ve got an ole hound dog and a pick up truck; We like long legged country girls who now how to love...They're just Good Ole Boys, Good Ole Boys, Good Ole Boys. They're just Goo-oo-ood Ole Boys..."
Newest SWWF President, Corey Honkonen appears at the entrance ramp dressed in blue jeans, western boots, a black dress shirt, and a big black cowboy hat. He strides down to the ring area, and joins the announce team.]
CH: Good Evening, Ladies and Gentleman, we’re in for a helluva slobberknocker here, folks...
JD: Excuse me, uhhh, what are you doing out here?
CH: Well, since the newest addition to the SWWF management team, Corey Honkonen, dished out the money for the Hell in a Cell we now see lowering around the ring, he wanted his own announcer, Good Ole CH to call the match.
JD: HE wanted?
CH: That’s right.
JD: You mean YOU wanted?
CH: No, he wanted. President Honkonen instructed me, Good Ole CH to call the match.
JD: ...right.
FM: It makes perfect sense... [To JD] Ixnay on the EsidentPray if Ouyay Antway Otay Eepkay ouryay Objay!
CH: You know, Freddy, what they say about you is wrong, you do have at least half a brain.
FM: Thanks CH...Hey!
ANNIHILATOR VS BRUISER
"I QUIT" HELL IN THE CELL
JD: Anyway, on to the match. The Cell has lowered and Boris is calling for the bell. The two men...
CH: Tie up, and Bruiser uses his considerable size advantage to power Annihilator into the corner. Running avalanche by Bruiser. That certainly took the wind out of Annihilators sails...
JD: Yes it did. Bruiser now setting Annihilator up on the turnbuckle, he’s going up after him, belly-to-belly off the top rope...
CH: Good God, what a move! He tossed Annihilator clear across the ring! It looks like it did a bit of damage to Bruiser too, though as he is slow to get to his feet. Annihilator is up, he charges at Bruiser, but Bruiser drops him with a devastating clothesline...
JD: Quite an impressive maneuver. Bruiser now picks up Annihilator, hoists him into the air...
CH: Bruiser just RAMMED Annihilator head first into the cell! He threw Annihilator head first into the cell! Bruiser is climbing out of the ring after Annihilator...
JD: And he’s raking Annihilator’s face across the cage. Bruiser backs him into the apron, Irish whip into the cage, and Annihilator slumps back into the waiting arms of Bruiser. Bruiser throws him back into the ring and climbs in after him...
CH: Bruiser now with a neckbreaker on Annihilator...that’s not a good idea, Bruiser’s stopped to show boat to the fans.
FM: Yeah, that always leads to...
JD: Bruiser picks up Annihilator now for a running powerbomb...
CH: But Annihilator reverses! Out of nowhere, Annihilator hit a hurricanrana on Bruiser! Annihilator up. Quick boots to the mid section of Bruiser, who struggles to his feet. Annihilator with a whip into the ropes, cross body by Annihilator. Annihilator now with another whip on Bruiser, reversal, big boot to the face by Bruiser...
JD: And once again Bruiser is in control of this match. Bruiser lifts Annihilator up, DDT by Bruiser. Bruiser goes for the piledriver, uhhhhhhh! Annihilator just rammed his head into the groin of Bruiser! Now a rake to the eyes by Annihilator, and a front face DDT, also known as a Diamond Cutter. Annihilator off the ropes, leg drop by Annihilator. Annihilator grabs the legs of Bruiser, looks like he’s going for a Boston crab...
CH: No, he’s not. He just catapulted Bruiser face first into the steel cell! Annihilator charges the ropes, suicide dive connects with Bruiser on the outside. Bruiser is up, he’s sliding into the ring to get away from Annihilator, Annihilator climbs the turnbuckle, missile drop kick to the face of Bruiser...
JD: Annihilator is back into this match up now as he stomps on the chest of Bruiser. Annihilator now, climbing the turnbuckle again as Bruiser slowly climbs to his feet, guillotine leg drop by Annihilator. Annihilator now climbing the ropes for a moonsault...
CH: But Bruiser slides out of the way! Annihilator went to the well one time to many.
JD: Who’s calling this match, damn it, you or me?
CH: I am!
JD: Look, if you want to come down here and play announcer, that’s just fine, but play-by-play is my JOB!
FM: Ummm, guys...
JD & CH: Shut up!
FM: Oookay...
[Good Ole CH and Good Ol JD continue to argue with one another as the match progresses...]
FM: Well, ummm...CH and JD are a bit preoccupied, so, uhhh, I guess I’ll have to do play-by-play...Bruiser and Annihilator are both up and trading blows. Bruiser taking advantage, boot to the stomach by Bruiser, followed by a Fame-Asser. Bruiser hooks the leg of Annihilator, uh, half crab by Bruiser.
CH: Listen monkey boy, don’t forget who signs your paycheck!
JD: Excuse me! I thought it was PRESIDENT HONKONEN, not you, Good Ole CH! Was I mistaken?!
CH: Uhhh, no, but I have a lot of influence with the Prez!
FM: Jeez. Anyway, Bruiser’s still yanking back on the crab. Whoa! Annihilator just threw his leg back with a...a...well, I guess it would be called, ummm...a reverse catapult. He threw Bruiser’s throat into the ropes there. Annihilator’s up. He’s grabbed Bruiser from behind, tiger suplex! That’s the "Best of the Best"! Annihilator releases the move. He can’t win by pin, and he knows it. Bruiser tries to pull himself up, but Annihilator hits him with a pedigree. Annihilator grabs the legs, sharpshooter by Annihilator. He’s got Bruiser locked down in the center of the ring, he’s got no where to go! It doesn’t look good for Bruiser.
[At the entrance ramp, Julie can be seen walking down to the ring. When she reaches ringside, she stops and starts to yell at Annihilator.]
JD: I’M incompetent! You listen, you little...
FM: Well, look at that! Julie’s made her way down to the ring and is yelling at Annihilator. That’s not good, Annihilator has released the hold and is yelling back. Meanwhile, Bruiser is climbing to his feet. German suplex by Bruiser! Julie’s actually cheering Bruiser on. Bruiser grabs Annihilator, Rock Bottom, or as JD calls it, legsweep suplex by Bruiser. Bruiser’s signaling for the "Crime and Punishment". What the...? Annihilator’s up, and he’s running out of the ring. Annihilator’s climbing up the cell. What’s he think he’s doing? Well whatever he’s up to, Bruiser’s climbing after him. Jeez, this is tense. I could use a drink.... Annihilator’s reached the top of the cell. And now he’s pulling something out of his tights...Wire cutters!!! He’s cutting a hole in the cell! Annihilators out of the cell, and Bruiser is coming after him. Hey guys, look at this....
[JD and CH see the two wrestlers climbing on to the top of the cell, and immediately grab their headsets.]
JD: These two men have taken it to the top of the cage!
CH: What do they plan on doing there?
JD: Annihilator is trying to make his retreat...
CH: But Bruiser grabs him from behind. Bruiser spins him around, Chokeslam right on to the cell!
JD: It’s a wonder it didn’t break!
CH: Of course it didn’t break, I...Prez Honkonen only pays for the best! Annihilator is really hurt. Bruiser’s picking him up again. My God! DVD onto the steel!
JD: That must have broken his neck!
FM: Ouch!
CH: Bruiser continues his assault, stomping on the ribs of Annihilator. He pulls Annihilator up, piledriver that dented the support!
JD: I guess it isn’t so high quality after all. Bruiser hoists him up, and holds him there, hanging vertical suplex by Bruiser. Bruiser now, dragging Annihilator over to the side oft he cell. My God, no! He’s signaling for some big damage. Bruiser is standing precariously close to the edge. He grabs Annihilator by the neck, he just tossed Annihilator off of the cage!!! Annihilator crashed through the Spanish announce table!
CH: DEAR GOD!!! DEAR GOD!!! He’s broken in half! Oh my Lord! Bruiser’s signaling for the Superfly!!!
JD: He can’t!!! My God, he’s doing it! Jimmy Snuka Splash off the top of the cell!!! Annihilator just had 307 pounds come crashing down on him from 25 feet in the air, and all the while, Julie has been cheering. She is actually cheering this decimation of her husband! For God sakes, the man may be dead!
CH: Bruiser isn’t in good shape either, he just fell nearly 30 ft! Annihilator took the brunt of the impact, but Bruiser is hurting bad! He’s slow to his feet, and he’s clutching his ribs as Julie chants his name...Wait a minute, what’s she up to? Julie has a chair...Bruiser’st rying to pick up Annihilator, but Julie just hit him in the back with the chair!
JD: She was pretending all along! She was trying to help Annihilator!
CH: She isn’t doing much good, after all he’s just been through, that chair shot didn’t even phase Bruiser, all it did was make him mad. He’s turning to Julie...Chokeslam on Julie!!! Bruiser turns back to Annihilator, he slowly pulls him up. Bruiser throws Annihilator into the door, and again, he’s using Annihilator’s head as a battering ram to get back in the cell!
JD: Well, look at that! Julie’s back up, and she’s stalking over to Bruiser, low blow by Julie! Bruiser has turned to Julie, "Crime and Punishment" on Julie!
CH: Look at Annihilator!!! He was barely alive, but seeing that happen to Julie’s sparked something in him! Inverted DDT on Bruiser! Both men are next to dead!
[Bruiser and Annihilator lay on the ground, neither moving. After a moment, Julie slowly rolls over to Annihilator and starts to nudge him. Annihilator slowly climbs to his feet and starts to climb back up the cage, trying to get back into the cell, but Bruiser is quick to follow.]
JD: This is insane! They’re going up top again! Both men have reached the top of the cell, Annihilator is trying to climb back in, but Bruiser has grabbed him. He’s signaling for the "Crime and Punishment"! He hooks the waist, Gutwrench jackknife powerbomb off the cage! Annihilator just slammed through the French Announce table!!!
CH: For the love of god, will somebody stop the damn match!
JD: Bruiser is climbing back into the cage. He grabs Boris and gets the key. Bruiser now is unlocking the cell door.
[Bruiser climbs out of the cell, grabs Annihilator, and drags him into the cell.]
CH: Bruiser has Annihilator in the center of the ring, and he straps on the “Taz-mission". Boris raises the hand, but it’s all academic now...1...2...3! Bruiser wins the match!
BRUISER WINS VIA TKO
[The cell immediately starts to rises as EMTs rush out to the ring with a stretcher and start to work on the injured Annihilator. Bruiser celebrates briefly before heading for the back. The medics strap Annihilator to a stretcher and take him off to the back.]
JD: Ladies and gentleman, I’ve just been informed that there is an ambulance waiting for Annihilator in the back, and that we are going to follow him to the hospital.
[The camera follows along as the EMTs roll Annihilator out of the arena and into the back. They walk over to the ambulance and open the doors, only to find the Lonegunman lying in wait. He dives out of the ambulance with a double spear on the EMTs.]
CH: My God! It’s the Lonegunman!!! What the hell is he going to do?
[Lonegunman grabs the legs of Annihilator and catapults him into a metal door that swings open upon impact. Gunman with a sense of irony hits Annihilator with a few legdrops, followed by a People’s Leg Drop. He grabs him by the waist and collar, and rams his head into the glass window of a nearby vending machine. His head smashes through as bags of snack food fall over him. Gunman repeatedly kicks Annihilator in the ribs.]
Lonegunman: You don’t f*ck with the Lonegunman! This is what happens when you f*ck with me!
JD: Dear god! What more could possibly happen to Annihilator tonight?
[Just then, Bruiser is seen walking by with his ribs heavily taped and a bear bottle in his hand. He spots Annihilator and leans over him.]
Bruiser: [in his best impression of Dr. Nick from the Simpsons.] Oh man, you need booze. heeheehee.
[Bruiser then splatters the beer all over Annihilator and breaks the bottle over his head, and then walks off laughing.]
JD: My God! This is just sick! And that poor woman, Julie...How could he even dare attack an innocent woman...
FM: Well it's her own fault for getting involved in the match...
JD: ARE YOU INSANE!!! She's only an innocent woman.
