Post by Curtis Slamm on Aug 3, 2007 11:19:45 GMT -5
From the producers of “Electric Chair”, “Skateboarding for Dummies”, and “Mauled by a Shark” comes the next greatest reality show...
It’s one fall with a 13 episode time limit to determine who will have the privilege of securing the greatest brawling grappler in the history of the business to anchor their team for certain victory.
He was the first wrestler ever ranked #1 in FPWI.
He was the first SWWF World Champion.
He was the mastermind behind the greatest wrestling stable ever, 3 Kings.
He is the most feared competitor in the business. Just ask Daemon Krav, The Sentinel, Roman Gladiator, Archangel, Kurt Tremere, and Ian Walker. All of whom mysteriously at one point or another walked away from the business the very moment Curtis Slamm entered the ring they were in.
He stole the love of his life from the biggest Pimp the wrestling world has ever known, PDP.
He made Brian Thorn a legend.
He is the first Professional Wrestler to have a #1 bestseller on the New York Times bestseller list.
He has sold more merchandise then all the wrestlers in the entire competition combined.
To this day his first match in the LWA is the highest rated quarter hour in the history of both American and Canadian television.
His genius has never been more exhibited then when he leaked to the internet marks that he might make an appearance at a certain FHW event. Thus making 2004’s Slaybells Ringing PPV the highest buy-rated event in one of the most storied Wrestling feds’ history.
AND NOW he is about to become one team’s HERO and all the other teams’ WORST NIGHTMARE.
As Curtis Slamm officially throws his name into this competition and becomes the free agent for hire.
Only one team will win the greatest name in Pro Wrestling. If you are a captain you have to ask yourself why would you want a bad carbon copy like Kurt Tremere, Brian Thorn, Nathan Benjamin, or Ian Walker when you can have the ORIGINAL?
You don’t go to Denny’s for Steak and Lobster when you can go to Morton’s and sit at the best table, never needing a reservation to do so.
Friend to the stars, mentor to all who have ever stepped into a squared circle, and hero to some many.
Don’t be the captain that cost your team everything.
Curtis Slamm wants to bring you immortality.
All you got to do is ask.
It’s one fall with a 13 episode time limit to determine who will have the privilege of securing the greatest brawling grappler in the history of the business to anchor their team for certain victory.
He was the first wrestler ever ranked #1 in FPWI.
He was the first SWWF World Champion.
He was the mastermind behind the greatest wrestling stable ever, 3 Kings.
He is the most feared competitor in the business. Just ask Daemon Krav, The Sentinel, Roman Gladiator, Archangel, Kurt Tremere, and Ian Walker. All of whom mysteriously at one point or another walked away from the business the very moment Curtis Slamm entered the ring they were in.
He stole the love of his life from the biggest Pimp the wrestling world has ever known, PDP.
He made Brian Thorn a legend.
He is the first Professional Wrestler to have a #1 bestseller on the New York Times bestseller list.
He has sold more merchandise then all the wrestlers in the entire competition combined.
To this day his first match in the LWA is the highest rated quarter hour in the history of both American and Canadian television.
His genius has never been more exhibited then when he leaked to the internet marks that he might make an appearance at a certain FHW event. Thus making 2004’s Slaybells Ringing PPV the highest buy-rated event in one of the most storied Wrestling feds’ history.
AND NOW he is about to become one team’s HERO and all the other teams’ WORST NIGHTMARE.
As Curtis Slamm officially throws his name into this competition and becomes the free agent for hire.
Only one team will win the greatest name in Pro Wrestling. If you are a captain you have to ask yourself why would you want a bad carbon copy like Kurt Tremere, Brian Thorn, Nathan Benjamin, or Ian Walker when you can have the ORIGINAL?
You don’t go to Denny’s for Steak and Lobster when you can go to Morton’s and sit at the best table, never needing a reservation to do so.
Friend to the stars, mentor to all who have ever stepped into a squared circle, and hero to some many.
Don’t be the captain that cost your team everything.
Curtis Slamm wants to bring you immortality.
All you got to do is ask.
