-Daemon Krav vs The Undertaker
This would have to be an INFERNO MATCH with the ring on fire and the match taking place on a 20 foot high scaffolding (sorry with the American Bash coming up or what Vince has marketed as the GAB, I am nastaglic especially since I really need to see some wrestling and forget about all this death crap). Someone in this match must burn in hell! (couldn't resist) The Taker's only chance ressurect the American Bad Ass...no one can scare Krav or psyche him out but I think someone can beat the hell out of him, I hope. (Sorry that was in character
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WINNER: KRAV by fall into fire at 12:56 because Taker went for the Clothesline from hell and Krav uses a front leg sweep to send the Taker flying.
-Craig Lassiter vs Stone cold Steve Austin & Curtis Slamm vs The Rock
Lassiter and Slamm meet backstage and agree it would benefit each other to switch matches but as Stone Cold sets Slamm up for a stunner The Rock come sout of the crowd pops Austin, Slamm gets the win. Lassister comes out and after a couple minutes of offense on The Rock Slamm pops Lassister with a chairshot and The Rock delivers the Rock Bottom. Then the two get on the mic and try to sell the entire crowd every piece of merchandise the two have produced, thus forcing the show to go into a 2nd day.
WINNERS: Slamm and The Rock courtesy of a double swerve at 10:11.
THE LOSERS the entire paying crowd at home and in the arena at 4:12:37.
-Brian Thorn vs Kurt Angle
A 60 minute IRONMAN match for the ages. The two go after it, suplex after suplex, ankle hold then reversed, still without a single fall between them at 59:00 Angle gets a hand full of tights and rolls Thorn into a small package. Then as he tries to leave the arena and run for 59 seconds, Thorn catches him at 59:50 and lays him out on the catering table in the back and rolls back into the ring, after one double count-out makes the score 2 to 1, Thorn sprints to the ring and at 59:58 rolls in under the ten count and the time limit tying the score at 2. In the 5 minute OT, Angle rips down the shoulder straps rushes in and gives Thorn a belly to belly that scores him a pinfall at 1 minute in. Thorn in a wicked twist of events rolls through the pin and puts Angle in the ankle lock and makes him tap at 2:30. After eye gouges, punching, kicking, and a Superplex both men are out at 4 minutes in. Thron rolls over and drapes his arm over Angle and gets a 2 , both men are up and as Angle goes for the Olympic slam Thorn escapes, and in one small package it may not have been perfection, but it was damn real when Angle reverses the package.
WINNER: Angle 4-3 falls in OT at 65:00.
-The Reaper Marcus Ash vs The Sandman
The Reaper waits in the ring when it's discovered that Sandman is laid out in the parking lot. Damn you Reaper!
WINNER: The Reaper via countout at 0:12.
-Lonegunman Kevin Burke vs Taz
Talk about a lot of suplexes. This one is reversal after reversal until Taz tries to charge at Gunman and you guessed it, a shoulder into the ring post and after working down the shoulder. The Gunman puts Taz in a Torture rack where he passes out.
WINNER: The Lone Gunman via submission (TKO) at 21:13
-Crusader Arthur Sage vs Sting
After the 2 shakes hands, yuck, Crusader tries to work Sting down, has most of the upper hand for a good majority of this fight but this is Sting and even after an impressive kick out from the Scorpion Death Drop, a spalsh, and a Scorpion leg lock finishes the job.
WINNER: STING via submission at 15:34
-Pimp Daddy Pug vs Samoa Joe
Pimping ain't easy and either is Joe but this one gets off to a sluggish start after the two are called away from the Nathan's hot dog stand where they had an impromptu pre-July 4th Hot dog eating contest. No dipping the buns in water in this one, straight deep throat. Joe starts to roll with some kicks and while PDP kicks out from attempt after attempt, a mistake by PDP leads to a running power slam and the fall.
WINNER: Samoa Joe and the Nathan Hot Dog company via pinfall at 10:07.
-Threat Shane Brandon vs Triple H
The longest pre-match in the history of any wrestling event but after the intros business picks up and this grudge match becomes bloody fast. After both men hit the floor Triple H is the first to his feet and out fromt he ring comes the sledge hammer but a standing mule kick flings the hammer into H's skull and throws him over the annoucer's booth in a heap. The Threat rolls in and out to bust the count. A few choke outs with the camera wire and a chair shot or two before both men get back into the ring and H ctaches Brandon with a Lou Thesz press and hits the Pedigree but Shane kicks out. The Threat hits The Promise but Triple H kicks out. Hoss comes out, but so does Shawn Michaels and SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!! Triple H tries another Pedigree but Brandon sneaks out and as Triple H follows Brandon hits him with some brass knuckles and finishes with another Promise.
WINNER: Brandon via pinfall and a brass knuckle sandwich at 21:13.
Nathan Benjamin vs Dean Malinko
Tiger Claw vs Ricky the Dragon Steamboat
The same exact match takes place twice, The Dragon and Malenko win via submission at 10:00.
-The Firk'n Scot vs Roddy Piper
The match never officially starts as the two meet each other at the entrance way and battle to the parking lot, knocking over every thing they can and throwing each other into every thing they can.
-Philipae vs Mick Foley
Socko, some clown squirting flowers, and Philipae gives Foley the boot when the fast ass runs out of air from chasing the clown around. Philipae hits a few power shots and hooks the leg.
WINNER: PHILIPAE via pinfall at 8:57 and Mick Foley announces right after he gets his cheap pop for thanking the city this match was in, that he will now retire for the 100th time.
-The Sentinel (origional) vs Hulk Hogan
Hogan gets manhandled for the majority of this match but in the end Hulks up, hits the boot, but wait a cramp doesn't allow him to make the pinfall. The Sentinel seizes the opportunity and rolls Hogan into a small package for the 3. Hogan goes beserk and throws a temper tantrum at ringside.
WINNER: The Sentinel via pinfall at 6:37.
-Hoser vs Shawn Michaels
Hoser runs into sweet chin music.
WINNER: Shawn Michaels at 0:13 via pinfall.
-Archangel vs Kane
The PA annouces this is a LAST MAN STANDING match. After the "who has the biggest pyro show?" ends, Archangel takes a beat down from Kane until Gabriel turns the tide with a couple chair shots and Archangel applies enough pressure to get Kane to pass out.
WINNER: Archangel via 10 count at 12:57.
-Lee F'n Todd vs Bret Hart
Can't pick anyone against the best there was, best there is, and the best there ever will be but as fate would have it Vince McMahon booked this match and Lee Todd takes the fast count.
WINNER: Lee F'n Todd via screwjob by Vincent Kennedy McMahon at 12:31.
Aspen Sage Vs Chris Jericho
Sage is game and Jericho is rusty but he knocks it off long enough to power up a lionsault and get the 3 count.
WINNER: Chris Jericho via pinfall at 9:11.
-Better than Jesus Gary Frat vs Andre the Giant
For once a PPV has been overbooked and they have to get to the finish fast. Andre can't be slammed so BTJ does the next best thing he slams in the family jewels with a Ric Flair like low blow but he aimed to high and hit the fatty part of the belly. Andre ragdolls BTJ until a headbutt drops Frat and a spalsh finishes him.
WINNER: Andre The Giant via pancake at 5:45.